![]() ![]() No joke, I even dreamt last week that I was the Cookie Crisp burglar. I figure this will be the Tories' first official act when in power.Īnyways, ever since hearing about this imported box of cookie-shaped cereal, I have been thinking about it. Perhaps it upsets the balance of power between our two countries or something. Why no export love for Cookie Crisp? I have no idea. After a decades-long embargo on certain American-based foods/snacks/treats, etc., virtually are available here these days (with the exceptions of Cookie Crisp, M&M Cookies and Mentadent toothpaste). Why the hell would Cookie Crisp do that? If you're reading this in the U.S., you probably won't understand, but it's one of those foods that has just never been available in Canada for whatever reason. Crook, please write us at to finally get your hands on a bowl of Cookie Crisp.So just now, I was hopelessly bummed out about something, when a friend offered me a bowl of her Cookie Crisp. Or better yet, I’ll donate mine to the Cookie Crook. Like, yesterday.Īs for Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp? I say let Chip the Wolf have it. General Mills, please bring back Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch. This is basically Soggy Christmas, and all of your presents were just socks. Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp gets soggy quickly and whatever holiday cookie vibe was present before dissipates entirely. It’s a little bit Cap’n Crunch, a little bit Corn Pops, and a little like gnawing on a piece of cardboard. There’s arguably a dash of vanilla flavor, but really that’s about it. They’re not that sweet and they have a very understated butter cookie flavor to them. Eaten dry, they’re puffy and airy with a mighty fine crunch. Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp is a whole grain, cookie-shaped corn cereal that have little red and green sprinkles on their surface. If any of this interests you, watch this YouTube video to see the evolution of the mascots through the years and then maybe go get a life.Ĭhip the Wolf is already trying to ruin Christmas by getting to my Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp before me. Somewhere around 2005, Chip got fed up, gained an attitude, and evolved into a wolf.Ĭhip the Wolf is a mega-asshole and tries to steal Cookie Crisp from everyone, but is too clumsy to be successful. One day Chip had a change of heart and became a friendly dog that offered Cookie Crisp to children. ![]() The Cookie Crook and Office Crumb inexplicably disappeared. Because dogs are awesome, Chip the Dog became the official mascot for some time after. The Cookie Crook later adopted a sidekick named Chip the Dog who would howl “Coo- oooooooooookie Crisp!” right before Officer Crumb prevented he and the Cookie Crook from getting to the cereal. The Cookie Crook would victimize children by attempting to steal their bowls of Cookie Crisp, amidst the defenses of Officer Crumb, a friendly police offer who initially sucked at thwarting The Cookie Crook but eventually got the hang of it. He would chant “You can’t have cookies for breakfast” (false), “but you can have Cookie Crisp!” Eventually, an anti-hero named The Cookie Crook supplanted Cookie Jarvis as the official mascot. The original Cookie Crisp mascot was Cookie Jarvis, a wizard who would wave his cookie wand to turn bowls of cereal into cookie jars. ![]()
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